SWEET LAND OF DAY DRINKING mommy-humor You'll be the person everyone

You'll be the person everyone remembers from the party

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SWEET LAND OF DAY DRINKING mommy-humor You'll be the person everyoneAbout This Design A bald eagle America's most dignified symbol perched behind a pair of star studded shades, head tilted back, absolutely demolishing a beer can. Below it, in the kind of font that belongs on a patriotic monument: 'Sweet Land of Day Drinking.' The Founding Fathers did not die for this. And yet. Why You'll Love This Shirt You'll be three steps into the cookout before someone does a full stop, squints, and completely loses it and that