Boo-Cockee: The Rooster That Stalks Me (Signed Copy) Picture Book Style You’ve been warned

You’ve been warned

Child Services understands

and that is a fact that has created a range of social complications that no trainer has successfully addressed

and I blindly shovel a bunch of weird shit into a box until it tapes shut

and Mike Huck is this occasion's patron saint

Boo-Cockee: The Rooster That Stalks Me (Signed Copy) Picture Book Style You’ve been warnedBoo Cockee The Rooster That Stalks Me An Unasked For Relationship With Persistent Poultry Boo Cockee is a rooster. Boo Cockee has decided, without any formal agreement or mutual understanding, that you are his person. He follows you to work. He follows you home. He is outside when you wake up. He is there when you try to leave. This book documents the full arc of a relationship that one party committed to entirely while the other party did not consent