600ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" heart "Only a WOMAN who has

"Only a WOMAN who has given birth without an epidural can truly appreciate  MAN FLU"

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"I started out with nothing (and I have most of it left)"

The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter

600ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" heart "Only a WOMAN who has"100% certified Twat" Have a thirst bigger than our 400ml can quench then why not try our larger 600ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle has an integrated straw in the lid which can be pushed down for when you are travelling. Standing at approximately 220mm high and about 70mm diameter this should fit most drinks holders. Please note that the main white gloss surface of the bottle may have some very small imperfections If you want this bottle