I Distrust Third Parties Size:3XL the kind of top you

the kind of top you reach for on repeat when you want something honest and comfortable

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings deadpan humor and soft

- Garment-dyed finish gives soft color and vintage texture

This garment-dyed tee carries a quietly confident vibe — soft

1 oz/yd²) for durable

I Distrust Third Parties Size:3XL the kind of top youThis heavyweight garment dyed tee speaks plain truth with clean, bold typography: "I distrust third parties." The soft, lived in feel from post construction dyeing and the relaxed cut make it an easy grab for long days of focus, conferences, or low key meetups. It sits comfortably through travel, hack nights, and work from anywhere stretches a subtle statement piece that fits into a pragmatic wardrobe without shouting. The matte white text and small