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I personally think its one of the funniest ones out there, if not the single most funny piece of goblin flavor text

The power levels that I play in mostly dont require responses like this

All Will Be Pun With Phyrexia: All Will Be One, poison counters are back in a big way

(2020-01-24) After an escaped spell resolves, it returns to its owners graveyard if its not a permanent spell

That being said, detain is still good on its own

The +2/+0 and trample is relevant damage and evasion for the aggro decks, and an aura that can return itself to your hand over and over again for a single mana is relevant for the enchantress decks