My skills are wasted here. Juruk, Kalonian tracker Illustrated by Christopher Moeller Standard Not Legal Alchemy Not Legal Pioneer Not Legal Historic Legal Modern Not Legal Brawl Legal Legacy Legal Comp
You can use it as a ramp target that beats spot removal, you can be a grindy dredge deck and get value from milling it, or you draft my favorite, madness, and see this as a great payoff for discard
These sort of cards are vanishingly rare because it combines care and luck from the printing process all the way to opening the pack with potentially grubby fingers
Gargos excels in the one archetype that wants it
When you encounter these situations, pause, identify all the relevant replacement effects, and then determine who gets to choose the order of application
Managing something like this at a competitive level would be horrific but, given that cards that have to be banned keep getting printed, maybe its best to just accept that things dont always need to be competitive to be entertaining