Bane, Lord of Darkness Bane, Lord of Darkness has one of the more menacing (and easier to read) names on todays list, and for good reason
Dance At the beginning of your end step, each player may discard a card
Again, like Szarekh, this might not be your commander outside of the Necron Dynasties deck, but it'll slot very nicely into any black-using artifact deck
Cassie LaBelle (September 27, 2023)
Dont Attack Me (Stick) This is slightly worse than Labyrinth of Skophos as we might reset ETBs and it cant be used to save our own creatures, but it still does give an incentive not to attack us and can be a terror for tokens or stolen creatures (looking at you, Prosper decks)
Additionally, this Orb can be used later in the game when you're running out of gas to place an additional powerful Dragon card in your hand