Whether you crack a card from a pack, pick it up from a preconstructed deck, or win one from a tournament, the vast majority of official Magic: The Gathering cards follow this sizing guide
A typical non-foil Magic card has: Size: 2.5 x 3.5 inch (about 63 x 88 mm) Thickness: about 0.012 inch (roughly 0.305 mm) Card stock weight: commonly in the 280320 gsm range (grams per square meter) That thickness is often described as 12 pt board in printing terms
Alms Collector Im a fan of Alms Collector because it both gives you value and also shuts down potentially powerful plays by your opponents
This card makes a lot of mana and then can use it for all the colors, much like a super Chromatic Lantern
Obviously, if you cant keep any creatures on board then this is an anchor of sadness in your hand, but if you cant keep anything on the board with humans, youre finishing the round early and going to lunch anyway
If it was really from Future Sight, Boldwyr Intimidator couldve had a similar mechanical effect reading Target creature cant block warriors until end of turn, but this ability is funnier and more flavorful