Since it being unadvertised that product wont be gobbled up by speculators and the actual players of the game would have a slight chance of getting it before a retailer
At the beginning of combat on your turn, conjure a random creature card with mana value X onto the battlefield, where X is this creatures power
However, it became incredibly clear incredibly quickly that this simply wasn't the right way to do things
If there was an award for Card Most Likely to Make You Miss a Trigger Because Its Doing It Constantly, Trouble in Pairs would be a shoe-in
She'd copy Evolving WildsEvolving Wilds triggers to ramp, and eventually won using Mechanized ProductionMechanized Production and Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
While $600 or $800 certainly isn't cheap for a piece of cardboard, it is a lot cheaper than $1,200 for that same piece of cardboard in slightly better condition