When playing this deck, its not unusual to see no characters on your board until your fourth turn
I have convinced myself that there is a very clear winner for most valuable measurable thing: Time CMC/MV acts as the Money/Time Continuum for resource management in mtg
So only a few real-world games are known to have non-trivial complexity

Agent 13, Sharon Carter Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth Angelic Sleuth Antarctic Research Base Antique Collector April O'Neil, Live on the Scene Armed with Proof Auspicious Arrival Ballroom Bearer of Overwhelming Truths Billiard Room Briarbridge Patrol Briarbridge Tracker Bygone Bishop Byway Courier Carnage Interpreter Case of the Filched Falcon Chalk Outline Cold Case Cracker Confirm Suspicions Confront the Unknown Conservatory Curious Inquiry Declaration in Stone Deduce Dennick, Pious Apparition Detective's Satchel Dining Room Disorder in the Court Drag the Canal Drownyard Explorers Duggan, Private Detective Eliminate the Impossible Eloise, Nephalia Sleuth Erdwal Illuminator Ethereal Investigator Evidence Examiner Expose Evil Ezrim, Agency Chief Fleeting Memories Floodhound Flotsam // Jetsam Flotsam // Jetsam Follow the Bodies Foreboding Steamboat Forensic Gadgeteer Foul Play Fugitive of the Judoon Funnel-Web Recluse Gleaming Geardrake Gone Missing Hall Hard Evidence Heaven Sent Hold for Questioning Homicide Investigator Hostile Investigator Hotshot Investigators Humble the Brute Innocent Bystander Innocuous Researcher Inquisitor Eisenhorn Inquisitor Greyfax Jace's Scrutiny James, Wandering Dad James, Wandering Dad Kellan, Inquisitive Prodigy Kellan, Inquisitive Prodigy Kitchen Lavinia, Foil to Conspiracy Lazav, Wearer of Faces Library

Let's kick things off with ol' Bolas himself
Kiora Bests the Sea God gives you a huge beater and then clears the way for it to attack, before you steal your opponents best permanent