Tifa can net you at least three combats per turn , once for each opponent dealt combat damage by at least one 7+ power creature
But, I try not to assume too much nor presume to have a firm grip on the cosmos, the world, the current American political regime, or opening seven draw probabilities
Quick expansion: Cloak and Dagger, Stinkdrinker Bandit, Frogtosser Banneret, Weirding Shaman, Boggart Mob, Marsh Flitter, Aunties Snitch, Whirler Rogue, Deathcult Rogue, Violet Pall, Notion Thief, Ghostly Pilferer, Earwig Squad, Looter il-Kor, Grenzo, Dungeon Warden, Faerie Macabre, Keeper of Keys, Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive, Fortune Thief, Grimoire Thief, Invisible Stalker, Inkfathom Infiltrator Goal cards: Robber of the Rich, Sygg, River Cutthroat, Notorious Throng, Bitterblossom, Grenzo, Havoc Raiser Tribal commander: Jeleva, Nephalias Scourge or Marchesa, the Black Rose seem fitting
You draw that many cards whenever you put counters on it
Last updated on March 16, 2026 Dockside Extortionist | Illustration by Forrest Imel There are WAY too many good enters-the-battlefield effects (ETBs) in Magic to have them fit in a single list, but today we will do it specifically for red cards
Bonkers, and definitely something you want to try at least once