They're intended to be for non-North American players, which I'd guess are a relatively small part of the MTGO playerbase from my experiences
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample
And then theres Rachel Agnes, whose outside Magic interests include the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Shivam Bhatt whose anime and manga interests include Oh
One big one (maybe the biggest), is the legality of fetchlands
It still has no name or creature types
It can give itself lifelink so you can get some quick and easy life, it can give another powerful creature lifelink for even more quick and easy life, or it can give a blocked creature deathtouch so it's guaranteed to take a creature down