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Texas Hedge Trimmer Massacre lemming shirt critical thinkers

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critical thinkers

Perfect for smartasses

No fake enthusiasm

and anyone with attitude

and knowing exactly how to stop a man mid-sentence — just by standing still

Texas Hedge Trimmer Massacre lemming shirt critical thinkersDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Every neighborhood has one. The guy who wakes up at 7: 03 on a Saturday morning, straps on white New Balance shoes, fires up every gas powered tool he owns, and declares war on a shrub that was minding its own business. This shirt celebrates that suburban legend. Featuring a hedge trimmer wielding weekend warrior rocking his yard equipment like a heavy metal guitar, this design asks an important question:

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