After eating the delicious chips, this will help protect your cards from dust, dirt, or fingerprints
This means your Magic: The Gathering collection won't lose value and you'll always have your cards neatly organized and ready to hand, which is not only useful for trading, but also saves a lot of time (and nerves) when building decks
Recommended For: any deck looking for colorless graveyard hate but runs lots of graveyard recursion themselves, like Muldrotha, the Gravetide
It can also be a good tool in decks that turn other permanents into artifacts using cards like Liquimetal Torque
Based on the latest market prices tracked on TCG Stacked, Squirrel Squatters is worth about $0.10 USD for a regular copy and $0.29 USD for a foil copy
Absorb I'd rather be whistling in the dark