Maybe they were the acolyte of a Draconic Cult, or grew up in the wilderness
Giving yourself hexproof wont matter very often, and neither will limiting your opponent to only one venture a turn
When you kill all tapped dorks then that often means you took damage from them when they smashed your face, so the life gain here actually helps to alleviate the damage you took and it's a very strong card as a result
Equipped creature has "Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained." Equip Artifact - Equipment Color tag templates(None) Go for the Throat Destroy target nonartifact creature
Technically, you will double the emblem triggers of Liliana, Heretical Healer Defiant Necromancer, but good luck doing anything broken with that
My only gripes with this card are that, while its awesome against players that are spamming tokens, enchantment removal has gotten far better, and its less effective in Commander games