Poison-Tip Archer and Zulaport Cutthroat both can help me turn creature deaths into life loss for my opponents
Each player, in APNAP order, puts each triggered ability they control with a trigger condition that isnt another ability triggering on the stack in any order they choose
Unholy Heat Unholy Heat is an interesting case: As long as you can fulfill its delirium clause, this red instant deals so much direct damage that it's basically unconditional removal something that red doesn't usually have access to, and which makes Unholy Heat a bit of a color pie break
Quintorius Kand and Urianger Augurelt give you a little life for playing cards from exile, are enablers on their own, and have utility outside of those effects
[But] there's no shortage of people buying expensive Magic cards even in this economic climate
After having dealt with one monarch you always get another, and so once this designation appears in the game, it will be with one of the players for the rest of it