Whenever you cast an artifact, you can spend two generic mana to make an X/X dork where X is your artifact count
Similar cards include Leyline AxeLeyline Axe and Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles
Merfolk Sovereign, Merfolk Mistbinder, Merrow Reejerey, and even the Merfolk God Svyelun of Sea and Sky to keep them all safe
There are plenty of creatures in Grand Larceny that either have evasive keywords like menace or flying, or flat-out can't be blocked (like Slither Blade and Silhana Ledgewalker)
It can be an unsettling change, but the realistic environment is a nice distraction from the beady eyes
Pooh Bear doesn't have any fancy abilities to show off, but he does have a soothing smile, a fancy cloak, and golden, sugary goodness surrounding him