The first one depicts a bunch of mushrooms unleashing a cloud that is choking a random human
(This is treated as a Fusion Summon with Fossil Fusion.) (2) During your Main Phase, except the turn this card was sent to the GY: You can banish both this card and 1 Fossil Fusion Monster from your GY, then target 1 Fossil Fusion Monster in your GY
If you didn't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token
Basic Energy cards are titled with the Energy type (e.g., Basic Water Energy), making it easy to tell which Energy type it is
You could take the damage with the intention of attacking back, but what if your opponent plays a bigger creature
is a different beast and traditionally not very friendly to alternative formats as MTG is, but even so, I wanted to take a crack at it, so here we go