Both of these cost five mana

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In the casual Commander variant, you can use an oversize card as your commander - a commander starts the game face up on the table and tends to stay that way, so as above it doesn't hurt that it's oversized
Here is a first pass at how I would look to build it now with a deeper pool of high powered ninja on offer
This is referenced by Stolen Uniform's flavor text, talking about the price being right, free since it was stolen from whoever he mugged
The winner of each Standard Showdown event will receive one of these cards in traditional foil while supplies last