"Witch of the Black Forest" attacks and destroys "Pumpkin Carriage"
While I always loved those articles, I never felt that they were worth revisiting here on Hipsters of the Coast, especially after Sam created what I believed to be a rich historical piece through his video
At 1800 base attack, this guy is seriously strong for a level 4 monster, making him a great use of your normal summon for your turn
And if you sacrifice non-token creatures like Narcomoeba to Dread Return, you get a bunch of Bridge from Below tokens as a bonus
If you'd prefer, Mass of Mysteries is a fun backup Commander that gives a lot of your creatures the myriad keyword so they attack around the table
To put it lightly, this is a major problem and a growing trend within recent MTG releases