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That pic looks weird, its because its an NFC and Im kind of in the zone typing right now so Im not going to fix it, youre just going to have to be OK with my miscut pic

When it ETBs or when a foe draws a card that's not the first card in their draw step, this flashing things trigger

Even if you get the threshold youre still paying a terrible rate for the amount of damage youre getting

This is a ridiculous amount of power and toughness for three mana

They range from "completely serious" to "inside joke that some people may not get or understand", so if you're confused about what the card is referencing, reach out to your fellow players and ask

It is restricted in Vintage and banned everywhere else