If you gain an amount of life "for each" of something or "equal to the number" of something, that life is gained as one event and Aerith Gainsborough's second ability triggers only once
It may not stem the bleeding, so Im not fully sold on it just yet, but the card is clearly good

Ifrit Suplex Thunder Magic Triple Triad Unexpected Request Vaan, Street Thief Warrior's Sword Zell Dincht Airship Crash Ancient Adamantoise Balamb T-Rexaur Bard's Bow Bartz and Boko Blitzball Shot Cactuar Chocobo Kick Chocobo Racetrack Clash of the Eikons Coliseum Behemoth Commune with Beavers Diamond Weapon The Earth Crystal Summon: Esper Maduin (Esper Origins // Summon: Esper Maduin) Esper Origins (Esper Origins // Summon: Esper Maduin) Galuf's Final Act Gigantoad Goobbue Gardener Gran Pulse Ochu Gysahl Greens Jumbo Cactuar Loporrit Scout Prishe's Wanderings Quina, Qu Gourmet Reach the Horizon A Realm Reborn Ride the Shoopuf Rydia's Return Sazh Katzroy Sazh's Chocobo Black Chocobo (Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo // Black Chocobo) Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo (Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo // Black Chocobo) Summon: Fat Chocobo Summon: Fenrir Summon: Titan Summoner's Grimoire Tifa Lockhart Tifa's Limit Break Torgal, A Fine Hound Town Greeter Traveling Chocobo Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie Absolute Virtue Balthier and Fran Black Waltz No

All you need to do is cast Tifa on turn two, then play a Titanic Growth on turn three and play and crack a Fabled Passage
She swiveled around, grabbed a magnet, and up on the fridge it went
At best, you have Actions like Mother Knows Best and Dragon Fire but those dont always see play