pokemon card simisear - 023/191 - Surging Sparks Attack 2 2011 Pokemon Black & White

The flavour text and effect implies that this is an unkillable monster, always regenerating like Marvel's Wolverine or something due to being made up of fungi

Steel Cut200 Master Blade340 Discard 3 Energy from this Pokmon

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So, those manufacturing issues are what leaves you with an off-center or mis-cut card

Fevered Visions A Howling Mine effect and a payoff in one, this staple of Shadows over Innistrad Limited seems good in the context of this list

A dramatic twist