If you'd rather duck the rules-based nature of white cards, there are a number of four-color commanders of red, black, green, and blue that can lead your army
Theres an easy counter-argument that few players are likely to see the latter compared to the former, but the online discussion around the Shen card dispels that somewhat
LP to MP 7 Qty
CSR pulls run approximately 1 in 34 boxes, HR cards appear roughly 1 in 5 boxes, and UR cards are the rarest at approximately 1 in 10 boxes
The other huge upgrade that isn't a Vampire is, of course, Skullclamp, which if you're lucky enough to find / stick on the battlefield will draw you all the cards you need to close out the game
If I remember Ill post some comparison pictures of all my fakes tomorrow or later this week, with the real card next to it