Snacker Hamburger Salad don't reach for some kind

don't reach for some kind of "nuts-based" metaphor or "loose screws" verbal device

very different

You have nothing but sticks

not at all burnt piece of toast in the morning

This one is for all of the would-be plant parents who just can't seem to keep anything alive

Snacker Hamburger Salad don't reach for some kindA bleached wheat based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun. Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5 6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack