Mom Slayer 5000™ these shades scream “I’m not

these shades scream “I’m not a stepdad… but I’m stepping up

high-performance frame — optimized for poolside flexing and slow-motion lawn mowing

The Varsity Pump Cover is a throwback to old-school bodybuilding and is made from 100% French terry cotton and comes in at 350 GSM

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These aren’t just sunglasses

Mom Slayer 5000™ these shades scream “I’m notThese arent just sunglasses. These are weapons of mass seduction. Inspired by the unapologetic swagger of Billy Love and the reckless confidence of your favourite gym bro who thinks hes Gods gift to suburbia, the Mom Slayer 5000 is here to spice up marriages (respectfully). Key Features: UV Protection (because even chaos needs eye care) Lightweight, high performance frame optimized for poolside flexing and slow motion lawn mowing Polarized lenses so