Pretty Shit Candle cancer I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach

I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach

That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection

I'm Stuck at the Dubai Airport

Where in the heck are you and the other dads getting these so-called “jokes” from anyway

Hide your husbands (and sons)

Pretty Shit Candle cancer I Accidentally Drank Some BleachFlower Fetish Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.