Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Mug femme fatale • 11 oz mug dimensions:

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton

Prove your existence through the undeniable reality of wearing an intentionally terrible holiday garment

Ideal for mornings when you'd rather stay cozy in your rationalist bubble than face the harsh realities of skeptical philosophy

Perfect for sipping coffee while contemplating how holiday spirit died and we're all complicit

Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Mug femme fatale • 11 oz mug dimensions:Start your morning with the perfect mashup of pop culture heartbreak and rationalist philosophy. Perfect for anyone who thinks romantic relationships need more methodological doubt and systematic skepticism. At least Descartes provides certainty, unlike your ex.